On a more serious
note, the Idiot Sportsmen Charities were founded to in some small measure
give something back to the people of the world less fortunate than ourselves.
If you would like to help in any of the following efforts, please send us
an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Your support is greatly appreciated.
The horror of war is still with us, and in it's wake thousands of children
are left orphaned and homeless each year. In an effort to "light one
candle rather than curse the darkness," the Idiot Sportsmen have applied
for legal custody of a set of orphaned twins from war-torn Bosnia. Your tax-deductible
contribution to this fund will help bring these unfortunates to the United
States where their education and upbringing will be personally handled by
the Idiot Sportsmen. (Photo of orphans)
Medical Emergency Unit
As we all know from the shocking pictures in magazines and on television,
the people of many African countries are subject to maladies rarely found
in more developed nations. Your tax-deductible contribution to this fund will
help insert our crack medical units into broad areas of need such as seen
The curse of Alzheimers
in the elderly is getting a lot of publicity these days, and rightly so. But
little is known about the equally tragic memory-loss diseases that strike
much earlier in life, often when a person is in their twenties. Help us penetrate
to the root cause of this tragic affliction. (Photo)