On a more serious note, the Idiot Sportsmen Charities were founded to in some small measure give something back to the people of the world less fortunate than ourselves. If you would like to help in any of the following efforts, please send us an email at charities@idiotsportsmen.com. Your support is greatly appreciated.

War Orphans Relief Fund
The horror of war is still with us, and in it's wake thousands of children are left orphaned and homeless each year. In an effort to "light one candle rather than curse the darkness," the Idiot Sportsmen have applied for legal custody of a set of orphaned twins from war-torn Bosnia. Your tax-deductible contribution to this fund will help bring these unfortunates to the United States where their education and upbringing will be personally handled by the Idiot Sportsmen. (Photo of orphans)

Third World Medical Emergency Unit
As we all know from the shocking pictures in magazines and on television, the people of many African countries are subject to maladies rarely found in more developed nations. Your tax-deductible contribution to this fund will help insert our crack medical units into broad areas of need such as seen here: (Photo)

Early-Onset Alzheimers Fund
The curse of Alzheimers in the elderly is getting a lot of publicity these days, and rightly so. But little is known about the equally tragic memory-loss diseases that strike much earlier in life, often when a person is in their twenties. Help us penetrate to the root cause of this tragic affliction. (Photo)